Funny Gift Towel
Some towels dry dishes. These start conversations. Each one carries a saying funny enough that guests will read it out loud from across the kitchen — and honest enough that somebody you know needs it hanging on their oven door.
The details
These generously sized 16" x 24" tea towels are 100% cotton, screen printed by hand in Denver, Colorado on towels woven in India. The bold black-and-white design reads clearly from across the room, which is exactly the point — the joke does the decorating.
They're real, working towels, not just décor: absorbent cotton that softens with every wash. But their true calling is as the gift you grab when you need something under $15 that actually gets a laugh — hostess gifts, teacher gifts, stocking stuffers, or a little "saw this and thought of you" for a friend.
Choose your saying
Born in 1900s — "Be patient with me. I was born in the 1900s." For anyone who's ever had a teenager explain their own phone to them.
Protein Shake — Because margaritas are basically protein shakes, right? For your gym-adjacent friend with a healthy sense of balance.
Mr Rogers — "Mr Rogers did not prepare me for the people in my neighborhood." For everyone who's ever attended an HOA meeting.
It's Fine — The towel equivalent of a deep breath. For the friend holding it all together (mostly).
Why we love it at Berry + Basil
- The rare gift that's under $15 and genuinely funny — not gas-station funny
- Screen printed by hand in Denver, Colorado
- 100% cotton and truly usable — absorbent, machine washable, softens with age
- Big 16" x 24" size, so the print shows off on an oven door or bar cart
- Crisp black-and-white design fits any kitchen without clashing
- Four sayings means there's one for every friend on your list
Use it for
Hostess gifts, teacher gifts, stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, birthday card upgrades, and drying dishes while making your guests laugh.
Specifications
- Dimensions: 16" x 24"
- Material: 100% cotton
- Design: Black-and-white screen print, hand printed in Denver, Colorado
- Care: Machine wash
- Brand: Aspen Lane
- Item numbers: 48742 (Born in 1900s) · 48743 (Protein Shake) · 48748 (Mr Rogers) · 48749 (It's Fine)
A little humor, a lot of cotton — the easiest gift you'll give all year.