{"product_id":"funny-gift-towel","title":"Funny Gift Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome towels dry dishes. These start conversations.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each one carries a saying funny enough that guests will read it out loud from across the kitchen — and honest enough that somebody you know needs it hanging on their oven door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese generously sized 16\" x 24\" tea towels are 100% cotton, screen printed by hand in Denver, Colorado on towels woven in India. The bold black-and-white design reads clearly from across the room, which is exactly the point — the joke does the decorating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey're real, working towels, not just décor: absorbent cotton that softens with every wash. But their true calling is as the gift you grab when you need something under $15 that actually gets a laugh — hostess gifts, teacher gifts, stocking stuffers, or a little \"saw this and thought of you\" for a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBorn in 1900s\u003c\/em\u003e — \"Be patient with me. I was born in the 1900s.\" For anyone who's ever had a teenager explain their own phone to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eProtein Shake\u003c\/em\u003e — Because margaritas are basically protein shakes, right? For your gym-adjacent friend with a healthy sense of balance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMr Rogers\u003c\/em\u003e — \"Mr Rogers did not prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.\" For everyone who's ever attended an HOA meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's Fine\u003c\/em\u003e — The towel equivalent of a deep breath. For the friend holding it all together (mostly).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy we love it at Berry + Basil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe rare gift that's under $15 and genuinely funny — not gas-station funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreen printed by hand in Denver, Colorado\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton and truly usable — absorbent, machine washable, softens with age\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBig 16\" x 24\" size, so the print shows off on an oven door or bar cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp black-and-white design fits any kitchen without clashing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour sayings means there's one for every friend on your list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eUse it for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHostess gifts, teacher gifts, stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, birthday card upgrades, and drying dishes while making your guests laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 16\" x 24\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Black-and-white screen print, hand printed in Denver, Colorado\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Aspen Lane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItem numbers: 48742 (Born in 1900s) · 48743 (Protein Shake) · 48748 (Mr Rogers) · 48749 (It's Fine)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA little humor, a lot of cotton — the easiest gift you'll give all year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aspen Lane","offers":[{"title":"Born in 1900s","offer_id":49483859722468,"sku":"48742","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Protein Shake","offer_id":49483859755236,"sku":"48743","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mr Rogers","offer_id":49483859788004,"sku":"48748","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"It's Fine","offer_id":49483859820772,"sku":"48749","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0437\/2925\/6603\/files\/Born_in_1900s_1300x-png.jpg?v=1784745259","url":"https:\/\/berryandbasil.com\/products\/funny-gift-towel","provider":"berry + basil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}